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A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends

I wake up in my log cabin. The first thing I do is pop outside to forage for some breakfast mushrooms. Once I’ve got a good handful, I roast them o...

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Hasnain says:

Clearly need to move to Portland

“I work for a company that makes beer taste like pine needles that have been soaking in a vat of apple cider vinegar for thirty years. Our logo is a Sasquatch wearing a trucker hat. I make $40,000 per year, but fortunately, Portland is super affordable probably.”

Posted on 2021-10-09T20:23:36+0000